The Beerverse

BEER

The Legend

It used to be that the world made sense. That you could understand people's decisions. A would be followed by B and 1 and 1 made 2. Then came the floods. Then came the beer.

The world was still young then, practically brand new. Everyone was looking forward to its future. Maybe we were naive to think this wouldn't happen. The floods came and baptised our world, changing it into something new. At first we thought that we had made it through with only surface damage. Things seemed to be fine. But we were wrong because beer had entered our world and it was never leaving.

Suddenly nothing made sense. A would be followed by  RRRRRRRGGGHHH and 1 and 1 made "SHUT UP MATH IS STUPID!" People would take risks that seemed almost certain to fail. The worst is when they didn't. For the rage that this caused in others led to more and more volatile relationships. Alliances rose and fell constantly. Wars began and ended at seeming random. And through it all we drank more beer. It was like we didn't know what it was doing to us and our world. Or maybe we did know. Maybe we like it. At least when we're drunk we don't care if our Gods will forgive us.